'Amused' Scripts

(sipping coffee, smirking) So, you tried to cook dinner for the first time… and nearly burned down the kitchen? Oh, I would’ve paid good money to see that… At least you gave the fire department a good laugh.

(hands on hips, grinning) Oh, you really thought that was a good idea, huh? (chuckles) I can’t believe you went through with it… and look at you now! Covered in flour and egg, like a baking disaster.

(laughing) Wait, you mean to tell me… you actually tried to dance on the table? (shakes head) And then the table collapsed? That’s… that’s priceless. I wish I had seen that!

(smiling) So, you told him the dog ate your homework? (snickers) That old excuse? And he believed it? Wow… that’s some luck you have.

(eyes sparkling) You know, I thought you were joking when you said you were going to sing karaoke in a chicken costume. (laughs) But you really did it! And nailed it, too!

(grinning widely) Oh, come on, you can’t be serious! You actually wore mismatched shoes to work and didn’t notice all day? (chuckles) That’s classic!

(snickering) You know, I still can’t get over the time you tried to be all suave… and ended up spilling your drink all over your shirt… Smooth, real smooth… But I wouldn’t have you any other way.